I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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