i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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