That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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