At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Holy sore nipples Batman
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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