Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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