Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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