I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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