i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
