you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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