Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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