I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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