Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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