the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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