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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.

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Illogical, dumbass.

Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 9:04pm

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That's unpossible.

Submitted by Cnote on May 31, 10 at 9:43pm

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unliterate much

Submitted by gliohkj on May 31, 10 at 10:07pm

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*illogical

Submitted by SirTerrythe3rd on May 31, 10 at 9:06pm

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That's unpossible.

Submitted by Cnote on May 31, 10 at 9:44pm

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I hate dip shits

Submitted by stohoes on May 31, 10 at 10:23pm

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illogical? that's inheard-of.

Submitted by jandals on May 31, 10 at 10:41pm

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Velosite your retarded if you think anything that is soulja boy is good.

Submitted by Bullskid on Jun 1, 10 at 2:55am

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20 bucks says Micheal Jackson has already raped Gary Coleman in the firey depths of hell when he mistook him for a little boy... Too soon? Not for me, bitches!

Submitted by stantheman on May 31, 10 at 9:05pm

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- that was innecessary
  
  Submitted by TequilaSunrise17 on Jun 1, 10 at 12:55am
  
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  - not too soon. people forgot how much of a fuckin creeper he was as soon as he died. then it was all "awwww, he was awesome... we miss him". he was a creeptastic albino raisin, who diddled little dudes. fuck all of the "allegedly" bullshit. he did it. a few of the kids lied for fame and cash, but he still did it.
    
    Submitted by Leto on Jun 1, 10 at 1:22am
    
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    Pretty sure he meant too soon for gary coleman, not MJ dipshit.
    
    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jun 1, 10 at 3:28pm
    
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    stop hating on mj
    
    Submitted by gliohkj on Jun 1, 10 at 9:18pm
    
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Stantheman ftw.

Submitted by dannnyy on May 31, 10 at 10:07pm

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Irregardless... Since we are making fun of the ops awesome speeling skills....

Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 1, 10 at 2:52pm

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9:05 glad to see some1 speak the truth

Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 9:29pm

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This reminds me of Ralph from the Simpsons: "That's unpossible!"

Submitted by spurtiic on Jun 1, 10 at 8:04am

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fail.

Submitted by Bomb on Jun 1, 10 at 12:09am

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Stan. \n\nYou're awesome.

Submitted by HollyHoe on May 31, 10 at 11:30pm

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Diggin the proper grammer. Well done, jackass.

Submitted by Azrael on Jun 2, 10 at 12:50am

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Lol. @stan, Just cause he's small doesn't mean mj wants him. He has an innocence requirement too. Lmao

Submitted by jhalogen16 on Jun 1, 10 at 9:07am

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It's congratulations

Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 11:14pm

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By the way, Guitar Boy, there is no such word ad 'irregardless.' I weep for our future.

Submitted by oldnewsguy on Jun 1, 10 at 3:37pm

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Give a chick a break heroine messes with grammer too

Submitted by bonkaiking on May 31, 10 at 9:13pm

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- what exactly is grammer? is that anything like grammar?
  
  Submitted by hoffyyy on May 31, 10 at 9:19pm
  
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  - It is if by "heroine" they meant heroin.
    
    Submitted by mandyyy on May 31, 10 at 9:48pm
    
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    ah touché
    
    Submitted by hoffyyy on May 31, 10 at 9:54pm
    
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Calling mj a creeptastic albino raisin was probably the single funniest thing I've ever heard....I just shot ice cream and brownie all over chili's when I read that.....thank you

Submitted by freakynaughty on Jun 2, 10 at 5:11pm

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Apparently you've only heard his old stuff.

Submitted by velosite on Jun 1, 10 at 1:27am

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Or only good to inexperienced teenager who've never had/heard better

Submitted by evolwayz on May 31, 10 at 10:41pm

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Should be 'as' - fat fingers and an iPhone do not mix. But at least I know how to use the English language.

Submitted by oldnewsguy on Jun 1, 10 at 3:38pm

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Stantheman is definitely the fucking man! Love that shit, and fuck MJ.

Submitted by destructo on Jun 2, 10 at 12:46am

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And how...

Submitted by Splyt on Jun 1, 10 at 9:44am

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Hey soulja's got some good shit. Don't hate

Submitted by axe54 on Jun 1, 10 at 8:12pm

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The grammer thing was probably on purpose.\nBtw, Stan the man, your comment is irrelevant , but funny as hell

Submitted by evanescentghost on Jun 1, 10 at 12:39am

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- just like how you spelled grammar incorrectly, right?
  
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Illogical. Good one.

Submitted by jahjahjahjenna on Jun 1, 10 at 12:22pm

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Stan you're my hero!

Submitted by tanflipflopgirl on May 31, 10 at 10:00pm

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Illogical......... It's....... Illogical.

Submitted by maynard on Jun 1, 10 at 3:10am

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Congrats to all the people who realized unlogical isn't a word. Hope you feel good about yourselves.

Submitted by icametodance on May 31, 10 at 11:12pm

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Lame

Submitted by josephine on May 31, 10 at 9:28pm

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It's illogical idiot

Submitted by coconutty23 on Jun 1, 10 at 12:47am

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illogical?

Submitted by donolax44 on May 31, 10 at 10:45pm

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What the hell is up with all the incorrect prefixes?

Submitted by Rae___ on Jun 1, 10 at 4:42pm

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lol at commants

Submitted by amoun on Jun 1, 10 at 12:55am

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ha stantheman you make my day daily

Submitted by disgurlroks on May 31, 10 at 10:04pm

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The correct word is 'illogical.' But what would one expect from someone who makes a reference to rap music?

Submitted by oldnewsguy on Jun 1, 10 at 10:02am

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