I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
