You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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