how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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