Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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