I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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