More tranny stories later!
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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