he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
