Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
