its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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