google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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