I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i've created a new STD.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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