i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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