It's Friday. Sex?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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