I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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