Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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