3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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