Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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