butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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