I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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