I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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