Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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