IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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