Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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