What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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