She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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