He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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