She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize
