Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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