That's intense
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Randomize
