what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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