When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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