I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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