I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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