..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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