I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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