Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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