Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
