we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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