shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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